See, I'm not a self help guru, I'm just the wisest man EVER, so trust me I can read people better than you could possibly imagine. For instance, I know a few things about you.
I know you're heterosexual with a little bit of gay fantasies. I know you are not an agnostic but actually a theist who believes there IS a God, even when you're not religious... and you like beer and hang out, and you are probably married or divorced. In either case, I am pretty sure you've cheated your partner. I know you're sort of a good father and a calm person, overall. I also know you're unsecure and frustrated because of little life achievements, and also that you ambition respect, specially from your partner. And... you have a poor relationship with your parents.
I'm not asking you how close I am from the truth because I also know you have no integrity in the sense of being commited with telling the truth, even when you like to be perceived as someone very honest.