Cheesy Chat up lines ..

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:29 pm

Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
No.
Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... :mrgreen:

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:56 pm

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:24 pm

...what do you say we go back to my room and do some maths: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply !!!!

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:55 pm

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:42 am

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:14 pm

Hed Kandi wrote::lol:

I love you :oops:

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:45 pm

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

**Posts:** 1589 · by **Ali Baby** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:50 pm

batesy wrote:"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"

No, I've never used it!!

You soooo did use that

**Posts:** 1589 · by **Ali Baby** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:19 pm

This one was used on meonce - and I liked it!!! It made me laugh!

Guy - "Can I smell your fanny?"
e - (irate) "No you cannot"
Guy - "It must be your feet then"

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:21 am

Hi, can i buy you a drink, or shall i just leave you the money!?? :roll:

**Posts:** 1 · by **eddiecirl** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:04 pm

say to girl "my c**k has died, mind if i bury it in your donkey"

**Posts:** 1126 · by **Nameless** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:11 pm

I've always said that if a girl came up to me and delivered a cheesy chat-up line, I would instantly fall in love with her, providing she was aware of how cheesy it was and was doing it tongue-in-cheek.

I've never used a line before, but if I were to chat-up say, a barmaid, I would maybe ask something like this:

Me: Do you serve cocktails here?

Her: Yes

Me: Do you know how to make love?

Her: I beg your pardon?

Me: It's this new cocktail that everyone's talking about, called "love"

Her: What are the ingredients?

Me: 50ml vodka, 100ml Bailey's, a dash of cranberry juice and half a pint of your phone number

SMOOTH

**Posts:** 574 · by **Lakotagirl** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:54 am

When I was 18 this guy probably in his late 40's was in a club with nothing but college freshman. The guy was talking to me and I was completely ignoring him and that night I had on some very huge hoop earrings. I saw my friend and he hugged me and said, "Wow those are some big earrings."

Wierd guy: Those earrings are not big. They're halos from when she fell out of heaven.

**Posts:** 2457 · by **dav1307** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:19 pm

Me: Hey

Her: Hi.

Me: Do you have a keg in your pants?

Her: No, why?

Me: Because I would like to tap that a**.

**Posts:** 49 · by **Ade** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:04 am

guy:Go you have a spanner in your pants?
girl:Why?
guy:Coss evry time I see you my nuts tighten

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