Cheesy Chat up lines ..

This is a funny one I once heard:

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey!
My ex boyf used this one:
Lets play army man, i'll lay down u blow the hell outta me!
We were at a fancy dress party at the time! Made me laff n must of worked cause i ended up goin out wit him!
Another couple I've Read/Heard:
1. That top is very becoming on u, but thn if i were on u i'd b comin too!
2. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
3. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
Lou x
P.s I have lots more mayb i'll post some later!

"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"

No, I've never used it!!

I dont need to use chat up lines, i get laughed at enough as it is!!
Ill post some if i think of any though.

Here's a few i got over the years
1- Nice legs when do they open( really rude)
2-Did it hurt? (did wat hurt) when you fell from heaven?
3- your under arrest- the charge- trespassing in my dreams

Can't think of the rest at the mo

Hey!
Jus thot i'd post some more!

The Cheeky Ones:
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

This one is jus so sick it has to be shared:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Its jus too funny:
Do you know the difference between a blow job and a big mac? No! You wanna' have lunch tomorrow?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

This next one has to be one of the best (mainly cause it wud work out both ways!):
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hope you enjoyed these!
Lou x

Got a couple more ... be warned they are really ... erm ... bad

"grab your coat your going home with me"

"do you know a good taxi firm?"
"why"
"so we can grab a cab"

"whats the difference between now and the morning"
"dunno"
"in the morining you`ll be smilling and it wont be because of beer"

and of coruse the really naff lines like eggs etc ..

My ex used this on me:

"It's 1 o'clock, Saturday night, I haven't had a single beer. Wanna go out and do something about it?"

We were at a party, he forgot to bring his own booze. So we went to a bar. Started dating two days later

A Beer for The First Man To Try This With A Straight Face & Live To Tell The Tale!

"Gifted as I am, with beauty that no other man on earth can rival......., it is my hideous destiny to be madly loved at first sight by every woman I come across.
.....................................................................well???????"

Listen to this! This is the ultimate chat-up line! (not)

"If I were to rearrange alphabet, I would put U and I together."

Sophia wrote:Listen to this! This is the ultimate chat-up line! (not)

"If I were to rearrange alphabet, I would put U and I together."

is taht to be said over a bowl of alphabet soup

Oh...And the perfect response to that:

"If I were to rearrange alphabet, I would put G, E, T, L, O, S and T together!"

Annabell wrote:Oh...And the perfect response to that:

"If I were to rearrange alphabet, I would put G, E, T, L, O, S and T together!"

Eh? ... oh ... ah... ok bye