Cheesy Chat up lines ..

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:57 am

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ???

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:04 am

This works best in a sleazy Italian accent.

Your eyes, they remind me of spanners

Why?

Because everytime I look into them, my nuts tighten. !!

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:06 am

That is a beautiful dress; it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:24 am

"If I told you, "you have a great body", would you hold it against me....???"

**Posts:** 14240 · by **tatine** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:36 pm

I get it now!!! haha...I am slow! I was asked on Sat night...If I asked you to dance would you hold it against me...I said no of course not and got up to dance.....the guy smiled and said just kidding...I didn't know what the hell he was talking about!!! Thanks for the clearing up! No sleeze intended..all friends..but jeesh.. :roll:

what a slow woman I am!!!

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:51 am

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:56 am

Did it hurt......when you fell from the sky?

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:58 am

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! :roll:

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:01 am

How would you like your eggs in the morning?......
Unfertilised please

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:19 pm

**Posts:** 1 · by **Beckyboo** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:27 pm

I've had this one used on me, it's pretty awful

"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams..?"

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:41 pm

**Posts:** 80 · by **Leia** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:45 pm

That shirt looks very becoming on you,
of course if I was on you...I'd be coming too!!!

**Posts:** 14240 · by **tatine** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:49 pm

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:40 pm

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