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..Kermits ears prick up...he senses his predator approaching...then his nostrils fill with the distinct bacon aroma he has become so accustomed to...he digresses from the economic discussion which results in severe shrinkage instantly. He must think quickly.....

...discussing current economical issues relating to international trade and the impact of the price of oil on consumer goods...the receptionist has never before encountered such a cerebral approach to the evacuation of seminal fluid and is so fascinated she decides to pull up a chair to watch, meanw...

...the receptionist begins to realise that finding Kermit some assistance might prove difficult because most girls are unsure of how to go about floating his boat....Finally howver, she finds a willing candidate...a cursed princess whose royal reign has been overthrown, and, as a result is hard up f...

...we have never in our clinics history received speciemn samples from a puppet-frog, bt ofcourse because there is such a demand for it out there in the community we are happy to oblidge! Kermits selfesteem is skyrocketing by tis point and he revels in the feeling that for the first time he has esca...

...but, oh #$%^! a fibre from his superman outfit gets snagged on the handbag, and the further he flies away, the more of his lean, ripped, muscular body he reveals...women in the street begin to faint from heightened arousal...

...Kermit who is now developing into a separate entity (in much the same way as Pinnochio did), becomes irritable at having to be attached to this great lumbering man (Jim Hensen)...and uses his hook to attach Jim to the side of the bin rendering him a prisoner. Kermit then leaps out in froggy fashi...

...jumped out of the chefs arms before the chef was even aware of what was going on and darted through the laundry chute...the problem was however, the pupetier who is responsible for all Kermits actions and speech, got caught in the chute and tangled all Kermits wires up, but.....

please ignore this post and refer to my previous... this one was not meant to be!

...according to Morcheeba's hit and numerous historical records, no!

Is it possible to b born with 5 arms?

...he'd been spotted. Jacque's restaurant business had been suffering at the hands of global warming which had created a severe shortage in the frog populatoin and thus lead to the omittion of Frog on the menu. Today Jaccque was being critiqued by a famous food critique...and what better dish to ser...

...landed square on top of Miss Piggy. The Hulk thing was a lazy sort of creature and idled for a few minutes before dismounting Miss Piggy whose muffled scream had resembled the cry of a sick pig (which is an accuarate description because she is in fact a pig)...Kermits eyes furrowed as he saw Miss...

...illicit drugs and a game of Monopoly. But...

Hercules

...I was in a similar position to your new partner at the beginning of 2006. My current boyf had just broken up from his relationship of 1 year (a girl who was also his highschool sweetheart 10 years ago) but said he had mourned the loss about 6 months before we met. I was concerned that his head wo...

...further discuss Kermit's lack of consideration at drinking all the beer! Miss Piggy in typical fashion begins then to outline her plans for cosmetic surgery...which she announces will be paid for from Kermits Cheque account. He- man over hears their conversation and suggests...