"Do you believe in computer dating?" ... "Only if the computers really love each other!"
Groucho Marx
"Do you believe in computer dating?" ... "Only if the computers really love each other!"
"I was married by a Judge ... I should have asked for a jury!"
"A five-year-old child could understand this!... quickly, someone send for a five-year-old child!"
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made!"
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards".
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend".
"A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other."
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."