Cheesy Chat up lines ..

**Posts:** 192 · by **meweiss182** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:49 pm

hey did you just bath in windex? cause i can see myself in your pants

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:52 pm

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

**Posts:** 1836 · by **Annabell** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:58 pm

ha ha haa I'd probably spill my beer laughing at that! Seriously, that is a real 'smurf' type of a comment.

**Posts:** 1836 · by **Annabell** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:39 pm

A seriously good chat-up line was:
"Hey, do you know where we are?"
Said by my (now ex) boyfriend. We were both lost and he looked really stupid pretending that he was talking on the phone. Then he sat beside me and asked me that question. The funniest thing was, it was the first time I had ever been in that part of the world. He took me home then and gave me his phone number and then we started dating.

So remember that, guys, it'll take you far. May not work at your local Tesco's, though.

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:58 pm

"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet"

......God. I must have better things to do with my time...... :roll:

**Posts:** 1836 · by **Annabell** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:39 pm

...Or should he say:

"I am not actually this fat" ?

**Posts:** 1511 · by **Sophia** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:26 am

"Is it you or is it hot in here?"

**Posts:** 4805 · by **A_B** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:50 am

Told you i would post some!...

Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:35 am

"Haven't I seen you some place before?"

"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore." :shock:

**Posts:** 4805 · by **A_B** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:07 pm

Have you ever played leap frog naked ??

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:49 am

I know you've missed this thread!!!

"I'm not a chef, but I can pop cherries."

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:34 pm

Is it me, or am I the only one posting here?!!

Me>> ''Do you want to dance?''

She>> ''No!''

Me>> Oh well, it was a toss-up between talking to you and going for a pee anyway''

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:40 pm

How funny as usual !! :lol:

**Posts:** 111 · by **HAPPY DUDE** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:19 pm

BLOKE: "HI BABE... DO YOU FANCY A SHAG" :?:

BLOND: "HMMM,,, ERRR,,, WELL,,, NO" :roll:

BLOKE: "WELL WOULD YOU MIND LAYING DOWN, COS I DO" :lol:

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:20 pm

Hap hap happy dude !!! :lol:

Awww Neil, I thought about you today

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