OK, let's set the scene here.....You're a mod on a total power trip! You're evil and angry... You have to make up a reason to ban the above poster!
You cannot ban for no reason, or you'll be banned. If you're not being creative, you're banned. If your reason for banning sounds too made up you'll be banned! If your name/title/location can be traced back to [insert anything] or isn't funny or creative you'll be banned, you get the idea. Feel free to make them rants or to suck up to other "mods", but remember there are REAL mods around so, no flaming.