I demand to be entertained

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

oh yes I've been always saying that women are clever and unpredictable

oh yes I've been always saying that women are clever and unpredictable

Does that include usual systematic "time of the month" routine where men have to work overtime to even get a smile from you ladies! ?? Or is that just being clever and unpredictable as well! ???

Awwww something is telling me that Mr is a bit irritated. Hey take it easy man !

but back to you question the answer is yes and no ....

hypoxora wrote:Awwww something is telling me that Mr is a bit irritated. Hey take it easy man !

No no, not at all !! Just reminiscing... Oh the past punishments i've had to endure !! Oh ok, so that's just you ladies being dexterous !! I'll bear that in mind shall i....

:lol: No no, not at all !! Just reminiscing... Oh the past punishments i've had to endure !! Oh ok, so that's just you ladies being dexterous !! I'll bear that in mind shall i aha

aha I think you like being punished

wat is a for- apple
wat is b for- ball
wat is c for- cat
wat am i doing...entertaining you
such a BORING one hehe

it should ' B for Boring

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged
that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a
night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the
show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave
sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they
went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep
for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm
shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right
hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay chuck".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better
sex than before.Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let
me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun".
Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind
blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, she stole ma wallet !".

Once I asked someone who called me whether she had my number or not!

Lisa since I read what you wrote I am bored

http://www.rhythmofdesire.co.uk/images/Extras/festadelladonna.mpg

Ladies, don't all go rushing out at once to buy this will ya !!