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**Posts:** 3857 · by **funky fairy** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:07 pm

GEEKS UNITE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

"The most powerful position is on your knees."

People can live one hundred years without really living a minute.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

"They mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president)

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

"reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

**Posts:** 3508 · by **BLauritson** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:02 pm

"Psychologically speaking, humans are definitely the most messed up creatures." - Guess who

**Posts:** 1511 · by **Sophia** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:09 pm

He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.

**Posts:** 123 · by **Shizzler** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:35 am

It takes alot to admit that we know nothing...

**Posts:** 4805 · by **A_B** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:10 am

Alcohol is either the cause of or the solution to most of lifes problems.
long live beer...

**Posts:** 1972 · by **Lisa!** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:04 am

"The early bird may catch the worm, but it's always the second mouse that gets the cheese in the trap"-unknown

**Posts:** 1836 · by **Annabell** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:21 am

He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.

Oh Heavens how I hope that is true when my boyfriend is concerned.

A few here:

Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country - Ian Rush

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright. (My favourite - talk about problem-solving skills!!)

Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Homer Simpson

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening
- Homer Simpson

And this is my all time favourite ever:

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?" - Bart Simpson

**Posts:** 11010 · by **briary** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:40 am

"Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of travelling." - Margoret Lee Runbeck.

**Posts:** 329 · by **Optimax** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:16 pm

Love is like a butterfly ...
Elusive but worth pursuing

**Posts:** 1511 · by **Sophia** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:57 pm

People don't seem to realise how often you have to come in second in order to finish first. I've never met a winner who hadnt learned how to be a loser.

- Jack Nicklaus

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:00 pm

"Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield."

- Price Cobb.

**Posts:** 1972 · by **Lisa!** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:34 am

"Generalization is dangerous"!

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:43 am

Do not act as if you had a thousand years to live.

-Marcus Aurelius

**Posts:** 395 · by **hhh79bigo** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:49 pm

Ego repueto proinde Ego Sum

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:05 pm

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you cry alone. - Unknown

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