Guess the next poster game.....

You mean the person whom you're talking about, should post here and say something aboutthe person who's going to post after him/her?
Isn't it a bit difficult?

tryy the person who posts after me will think im a wally

(is this it?)

I'm the next POSTER in the game, that's coz i'm the ONLY FECKER posting...

AND ME.. AND ME AGAIN..grrrrrr

Oh, look.. ME AGAIN...

AND ME!!! OMG, how on EARTH did i guess it would be ME AGAIN! ?

hmmmmm...*Cilla Black* GUESS WHO ???

*burp*, scuse me...

oh whatever... ok talk to THYSELF time..

So Hed, whazzup mate?? Seems like it's all quiet on the Western Front?? innit...

yea man, i mean look at this place, bloomin nobody's been here since `bout feck'n 5pm, i mean whats crack-a-lackin` ta this place?

dont kizzle whats up wit this place M-to-tha-izzan, maybe everizzles come D-to-tha-izzown wit sum-m sum-m you know.. you hear `bout shiznit like tha bird flu-flizzay hizzle i dizzle get it man..

na can't be that... i caught it last week n i was cured, mah doctor is tha bizzay he can cure everyth'n you know wizzle i mizzle? i jizzay say ta him "hey i've gots bad shiznit crack-a-lackin` sort it out" n he jizzle does his thing n im like all betta.. no brotha what it is...

hey thats so cool, i want ta go wit yo doctor he sounds wizzay cool.. mine cant be arsed each time i go, just gives me like a paracetizzles n a glass of milk, even though i've even been there wit an arm hang'n off n mah heezee busted up...

so anyway mizzan, how's yo day bizzle? mine has been W-to-tha-izzell rubbish...

rubbish?? oh that's gey, how come mate, W-H-to-tha-izzat happened?

W-to-tha-izzell, i've been trippin' a night shift his week, n you K-N-to-tha-izzow i hate them anyway, so tir'n.. I could'nt sleep a wizzink whiznen i gots home, i mean, i think these tablets mah doctor gave me is start'n ta hizzy an effect on mah sleep nizzay like i don't git any! So anyway, i decided ta give up n git out of bizzay wizzle ta go n makes a drizzink n found i had run out of milk grrrrr.. wizzell upset... then, went ta turn on tha TV n it blew up in mah face n so i thought "could it git any worse", n then yea, went ta have a biznath n tha wata pipes burst n tha whole place gots flooded... i mean, in tha space of 10 miznins, i had nuttin' ta drink, was bloody starv'n as there was no food in tha house, nearly gots electricuted n then almost drowned.... pretty funky start ta tha day hey!?

dawg thats terrible sh**... anyway let me try n makes ya feel baller. listen ta this advice...

let's rap a bit `bout psycholizzles coz im a philosopha.

Firstly, i believe n i was told that you may hizzle more control of yo life n th'n around you. I think yo sensitivity is strong n i believe if you think of life in a six sensory way tizzy you can dramatically improve it. But in brotha ta be this way you miznust devote every ounce of yo think'n fo' sho'. Yo way of understand, yo perception. Yo negativizzles tha six sense doesnt support negativity (and this is so hard ta do, i find it still). You lead by example ta brotha tha gizzle tizzle you have also , but be understood on a metaphisizzles ground, coz once you stizzay you'll want ta know more...so believe in me n stizzart ta teach...