Cheesy Chat up lines ..

**Posts:** 158 · by **Mundiz** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:03 am

who do you think you are?

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:31 pm

I am a very polite girl :wink:

**Posts:** 158 · by **Mundiz** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:54 pm

LOL. Yeah, ok then I beleive ya :wink:

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:34 pm

**Posts:** 1 · by **bigjohnwood** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:43 pm

this 1 i was tryna get this gal last night

she: iam bored
my reply : you wont be if u cum back with me

so she did and i shagged here eh eh

**Posts:** 158 · by **Mundiz** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:53 am

And was she still bored???? :lol:

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:55 pm

Can I borrow a piece of paper and a pen? Well, it's just that I told my mum I’d write to her when I found the perfect girl… :roll:

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:56 pm

You should be tired right about now because you've been running through my mind all day long :roll:

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:57 pm

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:57 pm

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:58 pm

Gosh, All those curves and me with no brakes...

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:59 pm

If you want to be rich I have two golden balls!

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:42 am

Miss, If you've lost your vaginity, can i have the box it came in?

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:44 am

Wanna go halves on a bastard????

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:52 am

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. !!! :twisted:

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