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**Posts:** 3857 · by **funky fairy** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:19 pm

Don't wear a bra, it'll pull the wrinkles from your face! :lol:

**Posts:** 1176 · by KP » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:50 pm

dont wear a bar, it will soon come off :lol:

**Posts:** 21 · by **AnonymousHedonist** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:40 pm

Just a few days ago I was searching for quotes in Google. Now I want to show them off... :twisted:

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try." - Yoda

"I can't take HIS money...
I can't print MY OWN money...
I have to work for money, why dont I just lay down and die?" Homer Simpson

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening." Homer Simpson

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel." Homer Simpson

"What luck for rulers that men don't think" Adolf Hitler

"When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg" Snoop Dogg

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Tomorrow every fault is to be amended; but tomorrow never comes.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

Clean your finger before you point at my spots.

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away." Jerry Seinfeld

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman.

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." - Ronald Reagan
and....

"I can see clearly now, the brain has gone"

**Posts:** 3857 · by **funky fairy** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:11 pm

Wear a thong, it'll make you smile!!!

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:04 pm

"Red makes me angry; White makes me randy" - Funky Fairy on wine

**Posts:** 3857 · by **funky fairy** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:07 pm

Yah, tis true!!

**Posts:** 1972 · by **Lisa!** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:33 am

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until youhear them speak."
"When everything is coming to your way, you're in the wrong lane."

**Posts:** 9482 · by **Haylie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:35 pm

SS369 wrote:"Red makes me angry; White makes me randy" - Funky Fairy on wine

<- This is really true !!!!!

**Posts:** 1543 · by **fanella** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:18 pm

"We all have choices but choices have consequences"......

**Posts:** 652 · by **Bluesky** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:04 pm

Keep your thoughts positive,
because your thoughts become your words.
Keep your words positive,
because your words become your behaviors.
Keep your behaviors positive,
because your behaviors become your habits
Keep your habits positive,
because your habits become your values.
Keep your values positive,
because your values become your destiny.
~Mahtma Gandhi

**Posts:** 4805 · by **A_B** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:37 am

Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.

Napolean Hill.

**Posts:** 159 · by **neil coles** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:56 pm

We're ALL in the S***
But the depth varies...

**Posts:** 1972 · by **Lisa!** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:28 pm

"The whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I wanted a long, boring story with no point to it, I've got my life."- Jerry Seinfeld

"What insight could you possibly hope to gain from a man whose I.Q. wouldn't make a respectable earthquake?"- Diane Chambers(Shelly long), CHEERS

**Posts:** 4805 · by **A_B** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:52 pm

Money cannot buy happiness, but you can always rent it for a bit...

**Posts:** 158 · by **Mundiz** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:41 am

Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it and you end up with no teeth!!

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