Cheesy Chat up lines ..

I haven't read all the posts here, but I've heard something like this:

"Hey, don't you get tired and dizzy?" "Coz you've been running all over my head."

boy: excuse me.....have you got some change i could borrow?
girl: yes, what for?
boy: so i can call ure mum and tell her u wont be comin home tonight.

(lick ure finger and wipe it on a girls clothes and repeat on ures) then say: do u wanna get out of these wet clothes?

I spotted a gorgeous man at a dance, and a minute later I said to him: Ummm... this guy's been pestering me. Mind if I stand with you for a while?

We were together about three years.

"Who are you? You seem like the breakfast I am eating. Would you like to be eaten."

Oh...god that's bad! I would never used that!

OK.

"Where have been all my life? Hey, do you want that? Are you sure your going to eat all of that?"

A guy comes up to my friend and says

"Hey me and my mate we think were quite good looking.
What score out of ten would you give us?"

She then walked off

finnish eating a drumstick and say to a chick "wanna suck on my bone?" and offer her the chicken bone.

I used to have this habit of joking with strangers - while driving by, I'd yell out the window, really excited, "HI MIKE!!!" for guys or "HI SARAH!!!" for girls. And they'd always smile & wave back!

While in college, I explained ahead of time my plan to some friends. I made some cookies & we (girls) knocked on a random college apartment door & asked, "Is Mike here?" (Guessing that we'd be directed to another door, or that they'd say, "There's no Mike that lives here.")
The guy that answered the door, looked puzzled & so did we when he said, "Yeah, just a minute."
Mike (who seemed very shy) came out & we all gave him hugs & enthusiastically exclaimed, "It's so good to see you, Mike!!!" We gave him the cookies & left... with a confused smile on Mike's face.

*unlocked*

"Pretend you know me."

Do I know you?

You look familiar...

Are you famous?