First Instant Induction

Candid,

Keep reading. Don't worry, you have absolutely nothing to worry about

Richard,

Candid is good at this. You should ask her for lessons on how to be playful and not come off as petty and insecure.

jimmyh wrote: Candid is good at this. You should ask her for lessons on how to be playful and not come off as petty and insecure.

I don’t want to ask Candid jimmyh, but there is this sort of warm sensation that is tingling in my fingers...I must type against my will...

Candid, how do I not come off as....

I’m trying not to type this, but jimmyh’s transcendent powers are just so unbelievably strong. My fingers continue to strike the letters even as I try to pry them away from the keyboard.

...petty and...

I can’t stop, it’s like I must continue!

...insecure?

Whew, I’m exhausted.

Getting better!

I know.

I've spoken to the spirits of the great beyond, and they have told me that you are "the one", but that you are not quite ready... and so you must wait until your next life.

Seriously... broh...put, the pipe, down!

Now in all honesty, and in respect of something someone once told me that wasn't clear to me at the time, but has been painfully clear ever since... Whatever ails you, i wish you the best, and hope you get the help you need.

Well Done