I say a sentence, you say the next...

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:16 am

....In walks Sarah Ferguson(Fergie)aka Prince Andrews ex lol.The childrens books arent doing so well and the toe-sucking buisness has gone bust :roll:

`Come with me froggy,Ill get your tadpoles out into the open`Hand in hand they dissappear down the corridor....One and a half hours later the receptionist goes to find out how they are doing and finds the pair of them......

**Posts:** 80 · by **Leia** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:42 am

...discussing current economical issues relating to international trade and the impact of the price of oil on consumer goods...the receptionist has never before encountered such a cerebral approach to the evacuation of seminal fluid and is so fascinated she decides to pull up a chair to watch, meanwhile word has gotten out through the tabloids of Kermits whereabouts and Miss Piggy is on the hunt...

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:59 pm

....Armed with numchukkas and a swiss army knife miss piggy reaches reception.Upon finding no-one there she decides to knock on every door til she finds him.She knocks on the door made of straw....little froggy let me come in or Ill huff and Ill puff and Ill blow the door in.No response,so she huffed and she puffed and blew the door in to find no froggy! so she went up to the door made of sticks......

**Posts:** 80 · by **Leia** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:40 am

..Kermits ears prick up...he senses his predator approaching...then his nostrils fill with the distinct bacon aroma he has become so accustomed to...he digresses from the economic discussion which results in severe shrinkage instantly. He must think quickly.....

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:58 pm

....He spies the medicine trolley and the nurses uniform in the corner of the room.Just as the door slams open and miss piggy storms in,a happy nurse pushing a very heavy! trolley saunters out.The nurse oh so casually pushes her trolley down the corrider towards the lift.As the doors of the elevator close and the nurse presses floor nimber 101 the receptionist and Kermit breathe a huge sigh of relief......

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:03 am

As the pair breeze through the large A&E double doors rhubarb`n`custard shoot past with suspected hypothermia.In their hurry to be treated they hurtle on into Bart Simpson who is there suffering from over exposure to custard.The two yellow fellas take a double take and......

**Posts:** 457 · by **deludedintoschizoid** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:16 am

walk over a rake by mistake. owch! that was a silly mistake to make walking over a rake. Bart is glad his nose did not break, although it sure did shake him awake. "oh for garwd sake, why did the rake take me by surprise it must have been wearing a disguise" now with tears in his eyes and waiting for the next surprise, the yella fella went to a concert where sung Katie Melua.................

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:09 am

....whereupon katie started blasting out `mellow yellow` to any one willing to shove a ha`penny into her basket......meanwhile back at the ranch Michael Jackson started bleating......

**Posts:** 63 · by **xjeremyx** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:39 am

michael jackson died and i stole katie's basket and ran like a frightened girl xD

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sat May 03, 2014 2:32 pm

*unlocked*

**Posts:** 2122 · by **Herbie306** » Tue May 13, 2014 5:01 pm

Katie looked around to see her basket had gone :shock:

But hang on.... Who has left those....

**Posts:** 44 · by **RyannJ** » Wed May 14, 2014 5:07 am

Foot prints? And they are not ordinary foot print!! exclaimed Katie.

**Posts:** 2122 · by **Herbie306** » Wed May 14, 2014 6:42 pm

Katie dug out her pocket book of footprints and searched through to see if any of them matched

**Posts:** 3819 · by **Smurfetta** » Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:16 am

*crease me up,no way*
.......She found that none of the mofo's converses were remotely close so decided to take everyone down memory lane to 2005 where the yellow brick road started off.........

**Posts:** 2122 · by **Herbie306** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:07 am

as a drunken bet: primarily consisting of three individuals, with crippling self-esteem issues, attempting to drown their sorrows.

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