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#300

Postby Hed Kandi » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:49 pm

get the hell out of my face before i slap your mother down with a stocking full of...
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#301

Postby Smurfetta » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 pm

....pork scratchings.`Hit the gas`shouted kermit to he-man who in his panic rammed his foot so hard on the brake instead of the accelerator that hulk went flying through the air and.....
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#302

Postby Leia » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:42 pm

...landed square on top of Miss Piggy. The Hulk thing was a lazy sort of creature and idled for a few minutes before dismounting Miss Piggy whose muffled scream had resembled the cry of a sick pig (which is an accuarate description because she is in fact a pig)...Kermits eyes furrowed as he saw Miss Piggy approaching, and he.....
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#303

Postby Smurfetta » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:56 pm

...ran for his life,dodging traffic kermit aimed for the nearest restaurant which unbeknowing to him was...a french restaurant! Kermit froze in terror when he realised his mistake but it was too late......
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#304

Postby Leia » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:44 am

...he'd been spotted. Jacque's restaurant business had been suffering at the hands of global warming which had created a severe shortage in the frog populatoin and thus lead to the omittion of Frog on the menu. Today Jaccque was being critiqued by a famous food critique...and what better dish to serve than his highest ranking frog dish...He made a dive for Kermit, who...
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#305

Postby Smurfetta » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:19 am

......ran into the kitchen straight into the swedish chefs arms(talk about from the frying pan into the fire). Out of the corner of his eye Kermit saw Animal holding up the flap to the laundry chute and beckoning him,so he.....
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#306

Postby Leia » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:41 am

...jumped out of the chefs arms before the chef was even aware of what was going on and darted through the laundry chute...the problem was however, the pupetier who is responsible for all Kermits actions and speech, got caught in the chute and tangled all Kermits wires up, but.....
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#307

Postby Smurfetta » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:14 am

....Animal shoved him down after Kermit.Next they know,Jim henson and Kermit are in a big bin hurtling towards the massive washing machine in the basement,pushed by Fozzie Bear.Kermit ponders over whether to use his grappling hook to aid their escape or let fate dictate their fate :o .....
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#308

Postby Leia » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:42 am

...Kermit who is now developing into a separate entity (in much the same way as Pinnochio did), becomes irritable at having to be attached to this great lumbering man (Jim Hensen)...and uses his hook to attach Jim to the side of the bin rendering him a prisoner. Kermit then leaps out in froggy fashion with a new lease on life...free at last!...and escapes through a small window beside the washing machine. On the street again, he...
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#309

Postby Smurfetta » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:53 pm

....stumbles upon a mugging taking place.Stop! Theif! shouts a damsel in distress.Kermit karate chops the mugger just as he runs past(a move he learned from his ex)and floors him.Kermit picks up the stolen bag,hands it back to the damsel then salutes and says....so long ma`am,morphs into his superman suit and flies off......
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#310

Postby Leia » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:20 am

...but, oh #$%^! a fibre from his superman outfit gets snagged on the handbag, and the further he flies away, the more of his lean, ripped, muscular body he reveals...women in the street begin to faint from heightened arousal...
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#311

Postby Smurfetta » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:54 am

....soon every paramedic in the city find themselves called to the `alley behind the french restaurant` Kermit finds his tadpoles to be an ever-increasing comodity and thus decides to sell them to the nearest sperm bank.Upon alighting in the sperm bank foyer the receptionist says.....
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#312

Postby Leia » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:02 am

...we have never in our clinics history received speciemn samples from a puppet-frog, bt ofcourse because there is such a demand for it out there in the community we are happy to oblidge! Kermits selfesteem is skyrocketing by tis point and he revels in the feeling that for the first time he has escaped the grip of his dominating ex girlfriend and is doing well on his own....the codependance thing is over...
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#313

Postby Smurfetta » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:04 am

....Kermit readily accepts the porno mag and the bottle and sets about self-retrieval in the little box room....20 minutes later he emerges red faced and frustrated looking...he cant manage it alone.
Struck by a common feeling of de-ja-vu the receptionist rings the nearest knocking shop to ask if they have any girls free....
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#314

Postby Leia » Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:30 am

...the receptionist begins to realise that finding Kermit some assistance might prove difficult because most girls are unsure of how to go about floating his boat....Finally howver, she finds a willing candidate...a cursed princess whose royal reign has been overthrown, and, as a result is hard up for cash...
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