FACTS!!!

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:41 pm

77% of all accidents involving Polar Bears are caused by coconuts falling onto their heads whilst sun bathing.

**Posts:** 14240 · by **tatine** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:43 pm

When choosing between two evils Polar bears always like to try one they've never tried before!

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:48 pm

You have to watch the mood swings when you get two polar bears together (Bi polar disorder)

**Posts:** 14240 · by **tatine** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:02 pm

60% of Australian female Polar bears are lacking zinc!

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:05 pm

Now I know you're fibbing, because most Antipodean Polar Bears are employed in the Zinc mining industry

**Posts:** 14240 · by **tatine** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:57 pm

Really/Well, if all Polar bears ate breakfast, they would have a 75% lower risk of mood swings (Thus helping out with their bi-polar bear problems)!

**Posts:** 607 · by **patrick j mcnicholas** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:18 am

would you call a polar bear with a dildo up its bum a polarhis missile!

**Posts:** 18608 · by **Hed Kandi** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 1:32 am

As all Polar Bears are left handed, their favourite sport is Boxing however, the south "paw" approach always leaves them wounded....

**Posts:** 909 · by **Graciegirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:11 am

you can find your very own personal Bubba Here.

http://www.adoption.co.uk/polarbear/

**Posts:** 909 · by **Graciegirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:13 am

click here to get more info on Hermaphrodite polar bears.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/12 ... pollution/

**Posts:** 909 · by **Graciegirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:16 am

and click here to see how climate change is affecting polar bears.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 32,00.html

**Posts:** 909 · by **Graciegirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:17 am

I am not campaigning for polar bears.

**Posts:** 909 · by **Graciegirl** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:18 am

I would like to set up a campaign if anyone is with me!(Stewie you have an olbligation to your good friend Bubba)

**Posts:** 607 · by **patrick j mcnicholas** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:01 pm

if a polar bear and a penguin made love together would it be polaguin or penpol or penlor or polpeng

**Posts:** 4578 · by **SS369** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:29 pm

Graciegirl wrote:I am not campaigning for polar bears.

1 minute later...

Graciegirl wrote:I would like to set up a campaign

Loved it GG!

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