Cheesy Chat up lines ..

#90

Postby joker1985 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:38 am

I've used this 1 a few times and it always gets a laugh!

I'll be Burger King And You Be Mcdonalds..... I'll Have it my way and you'll be loving it!! :lol:
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#91

Postby Unknown girl » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:10 pm

I actually used this once and it worked (but I was already with the guy so I'm not sure if it really classes as a chat up line lol)...

Girl licks her finger and wipes it on the guy's clothes then says
'oops! I think we'd better get those wet clothes off you'
:lol:
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#92

Postby Stephen2009 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:16 pm

wanna shag?

(it was a dare- after I was richer and got a crotch rub :D )
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#93

Postby Unknown girl » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:58 pm

This is one my ex used...

Girl, if looks could kill, I'd be dying right now. :lol:
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#94

Postby Hed Kandi » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:05 pm

I like this one I heard recently:

Is you hot or am I coming down with something?
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#95

Postby SmM » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:34 am

These are sum i heard :


"i got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow ? "

and ...

" is your dad an alien ? " {why?} "cos you're outa this world" :D
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#96

Postby Derag » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:18 pm

Me: Mynewgirlfriendsayswhat?
Girl: What?
Me: Zing!
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#97

Postby justausername » Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:41 am

Are you a farmer?
Cause i'd like you to raise my c**k.

Thats the weirdest one i've heard.
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#98

Postby tazel » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:28 pm

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong :P :) :D :o :lol:
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#99

Postby TheUnknown » Sun May 09, 2010 10:47 pm

If life was a bowl of cherries, you'd be the cream.

Do you come here often, or would you like me to make this your first time?

Im willing for a shilling if you'll risk it for a biskit :)

Arent you married? would you like to be?

I couldnt have babies with you, they would be too perfect. (never tried this one but heard it)

If a face could launch a thousand ships, yours could make a million sailors stand to attention.
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#100

Postby clickshic » Sat May 29, 2010 11:54 pm

I came across this chat up line once:
Guy: Hi, would you like me to get you a drink?
Girl: Sorry I've got a boyfriend.
Guy: I've got a fish.
Girl: What?!
Guy: Oh thought we were talking about unimportant things! :lol:

Saw this scenario happen once. The girl's name was Stephanie and this guy came up to her. He asks what's your name but he can't hear her. She keeps trying until finally he says: Destiny?oh that's a lovely name, mine's Probability! :D
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#101

Postby Vlad6344 » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:52 pm

How can I compare thee to a summer's day? I can, pretty hot!
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#102

Postby ^_^ » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:24 pm

Anyone ever tried this one?


"Hi, You seem like a nice girl, wanna talk and see where it goes?"



That one really takes balls.
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#103

Postby Avengedcloud » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:22 pm

Annabell wrote:Oh...And the perfect response to that:

"If I were to rearrange alphabet, I would put G, E, T, L, O, S and T together!"




I believe there is only one T in the alphabet so how can you put that together? lol.
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#104

Postby kontra » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:02 am

"You blew my mind... now blow me!"

"I wanna kiss your lips, not the ones on your face" LOL!
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